{"product_id":"i-fully-intend-to-haunt-people","title":"I Fully Intend To Haunt People","description":"This heavyweight tee carries a darkly playful vibe — a skull-faced woman in retro hairdo lifting a drink beneath the line “I fully intend to haunt people when I die.” The design sits crisp and detailed on a durable, smooth cotton canvas, giving that slightly rebellious, tongue-in-cheek look. Wear it with ripped jeans and boots for moonlit bar nights, or layered under a flannel while you trade ghost stories around an autumn fire. The shirt settles into everyday rotation: comfortable enough for long drives, bold enough for Halloween hangouts, and subtle enough to spark smiles in coffee shops. It reads like a private joke for people who love the macabre but still appreciate clean, well-made basics.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton construction (solid colors) — smooth, strong fabric ideal for detailed printing\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves\/inner neck plus DTG on main design for crisp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; medium-weight (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":52758447751397,"sku":"16884071542750651262","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":52758447784165,"sku":"15725414119912592445","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":52758447816933,"sku":"17357481327788014148","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":52758447849701,"sku":"30600152536879934984","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":52758447882469,"sku":"19705237776872100657","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/3716\/2725\/files\/20260902164349-1f1a6ed7-95dc-6f4a-b0f5-a6b5489a97b5.png?v=1788367716","url":"https:\/\/bmsboutique.com\/products\/i-fully-intend-to-haunt-people","provider":"Bougie Mama \u0026 Son Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}